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Join the blogger association

I am going to setup a blogger association. Who say it is not relevant? There will be tons of money to be made. Let me show you how.

Association meets with advertisers and companies.

Association: "I want you to pay me ten million dollars in advertising fees."
Companies & Advertisers: "Siao boh? Why should I do that?"
Association: "I am the official and authorized representative for one million bloggers in Singapore. Our unified group of professional bloggers will kill your products give an objective and credible review of your products."

Companies and advertisers shit in their pants and give ten million bucks to the blogger association.

Association then arrange another meeting with bloggers...

Association: "All of you need to pay $100 to join this official association."
Bloggers: "Siao boh? Why should I do that?"
Association: "I am the official representative for all the companies and advertisers. I can make you rich and famous."
Bloggers: "Eh $100 is expensive leh!"
Association: "You know, the cure for all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent management. You get that alternative and you'll never put Singapore blogsphere together again. You will have no ads on your page, your special invitation to preview events will disappear, your ads earning will drop, your reputation will be worth a fraction, your writing will be crap and your readers will become other people readers.

Bloggers shit in their pants, give the $100 and join the association.

And everyone live happily ever after and I am a couple of bucks richer. Shoik!

Keen to join the blogger association? The best thing is that there are no cliques or in groups. All are welcome provided that you get the invite and the approval from the association.

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Comments (1)

Jan 22, 2009
AcidFlask said...
Join MY bloggers' association! All fees waived, same good feeling!

http://tinyurl.com/fatas

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